why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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