Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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