Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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