her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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