Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
