Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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