Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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