thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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