I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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