Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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