what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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