The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
