wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wish i was in the wii world.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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