You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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