I love black thongs
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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