Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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