wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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