she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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