the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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