Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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