i just identified you from a description of your pipe
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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