Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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