How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Randomize
