Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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