problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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