Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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