Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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