Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
wat bout pragnant strippers??
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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