He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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