how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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