Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
pop tarts are not kleenex
He felt like a one man threesome
Are we still banned from the library?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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