plz talk dirty to me
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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