did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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