Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize