i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
