THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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