I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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