Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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