He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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