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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories

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  I don't see you I see the memories. All the time

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.

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  We made popcorn last night. So it's both

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  As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.

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  I was judging you.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.

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• (212): View more from New York

  he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out

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