Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
