It's Friday. Sex?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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