She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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