why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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