Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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