I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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