i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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