when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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