So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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