wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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