Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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