He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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